All's well that ends chill
Well, I think there's nothing left to say! Like I said before, BYOB is doing well and I think it will be around for a long time, a little pocket of chill in a sea of crap! No-Tax, find somewhere else to bitch about the 'yob if you have to. Thanks to all the people who read this blog!
Sincerely,
Ice Traigh/Deckchair Variations/Captain Planet/Spacecow/Debt/No-Tax/Squinchy500/Everyone else who ever commented/You
posted by The Sack @ 10:37 PM
434 comments
434 Comments:
fukken pwned
Nice! I made the front page!
Blowblax I am dissapointed in you :(
SHUT THE FUCK UP DECKCHAIR VARIATIONS
GET THESE MOTHERFUCKIGN SNAKES OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANEEEEEEEEEEEEESDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
NIGGAR ON TEH PLAEN;
everyone that has made a blog about sa is a failure
everyone that has quit at some point while making a blog about sa is a failure at failure
and no, failing at failure doesn't mean you succeed. it means you're pretty much worthless and should stop taking up valuable resources and kill yourself
OMG A WHOLE PARAGRAPH TEE ELL ; DEE ARRR XD
What
Snakes + Plane = Motherfucking
dear debt: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NOW
RAFT is Residents Against Further Taxation.... RAFT is an organization of concerned citizens who share a deep concern about the further expropriation of individual wealth. Our main focus is on local public education spending issues. This blog is a repository of articles and letters to the editor - facts, issues and public letters related to the never ending spending going on in government and, especially, education. We may also comment on the larger issues of the day.....
well thanks
SNAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKE
ratf.blogspot.com
raft.blogspot.com
Yes, very good, only they lead to the same fucking blog.
a change for the better
rick james bitch
one last time
DECKCHAIR VARIATIONS IS A SHIT-EATING FATSTICK FAGGOT.
ALSO SHUT THE FUCK UP DECKCHAIR VARIATIONS
peace out its been fun niggers and niggettes
holy fark get teh snaeks of teh motherb*tchen plaen
One last time:
SUCK YOUR COUSIN'S COCK YOU WASTE OF FUCKING SPACE YOU WILL NEVER BE SUPERIOR TO ANYONE OR ANYTHING NO MATTER WHO YOU CHOOSE TO SINGLE OUT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A WORTHLESS BLOB OF SECOND-RATE CARBON NEEDED BY ABSOLUTELY NO-ONE
SMOKE A COCK YOU PUTRESCENT SIBERIAN WINDOWCLEANER! ROOFLE OWNED SCRUB!
GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING DECKCHAIRS OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING BLOG
I am Iron Man
Typical Goon projects :rolleyes:
Hmm. I'm going on a date with a beautiful girl tomorrow so goodbye blogosphere, and possible goodbye something awful
--Captain "captain planet" Planet
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I haven't said anything since the last time you told me to shut up for no reason at all
However, I sincerely and genuinely hope you die after suffering a lifetime of great and unendurable pain and also suck a dick you waste of carbon
FUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT
Die. Just fucking die in a fucking ditch, you fucking cuntwipe shitbag.
faggot
Shitdick.
motherfuker
FROG RAPING CUNTWIPE POISIONED INTERGLACTIC BUTTOCK FROM SAINSBURY'S
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FUCK OF A CUNT
sup dude hows it goin
Cocks.
if i could turn back time
apes on a plain
all your snakes are belong to us
What you say
move zig for great justice
It's like Alex Luthor in Infinite Crisis, mixing together every Internet meme to create the ultimate
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somebody set us up the bomb
CHONK FORNES
SHUT THE FUCK UP DECKCHAIR VARIATIONS
EAT A BOWL OF FUCK YOU WORTHLESS LUMP OF USELESS GREY CARBON
teh snaeks
TEH PLAEN
WATZ GOING TO HAPPENNZ0R?????
Trip report: Hot does not equal sane!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP DECKCHAIR VARIATIONS
also when are we gettin another comic up in this piece
and what does deckchair variations even mean, a variable chair?? am i right folks are you with me
It means nothing whatsoever I just liked the sound of it
It could be the title of a piece of music I suppose
Also place a metal rod inside your dick eye and dance the lambada you worthless sack of trouts
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID CUNT
wtf are people still doing here
NIGGER
mmore comics plz,,
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HELLO MY NAME IS THE DECKCHAIR VARIATIONS AND I SMELL OF MAHOGONY AND MY FACE IS SHIT
I AM A SATIRICAL FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING NOEL COWARD EAT YOUR KNOB OFF I AM A GOD OF PARODY
ALSO I'M THE KIND OF PERSON WHO ASKS A QUESTION AND THEN GOES SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID CUNT AT THE ANSWER BECAUSE THAT'S AWESOME YOU GUYS
SHUT THE FUCK UP
RAPE A GOOSE YOU MEANINGLESS DROP OF CUNT JUICE
SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE YOURE THE REASON WE DONT GET ANY COMICz.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
No Blowblax not being arsed is the reason we don't get any comics
I am some bloke
You are the vaginal fold of a 90-year old woman being fucked by a teenage prostitute from Romania with tears flecked in his eyes
Holy fuck that's brilliant
SHUT THE FUCK UP DECKCHAIR VARIATIONS
A WINNER IS ME
GO HOME AND STICK TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES, SPECIAL SAUCE, LETTUCE, CHEESE, PICKLES, ONIONS ON A SESAME SEED BUN INSIDE YOUR PENIS HOLE AND SING A SONG ABOUT IT YOU LARGE SLOW CLOWN
ugh i miss the good old days when everyone impersonated me and the comics were good
it's deckchair, he single-handedly fagged up these comments
The blog's over, the comments are fair game
Rape a manatee you disgusting filth
SHUT THE FUCK UP SPACECOW
MORE IMPORTANTLY SHUT THE FUCK UP DECKCHAIR VARIATIONS
SHIT OUT YOUR OWN KIDNEYS YOU MEANINGLESS GLOB OF SHIT-FLAVOURED LARD
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FAGGOT
godamn nigga GODAMN
PLACE YOUR COCK INSIDE ELAINE STRITCH AND MOVE AROUND YOU CUNT
shove it up yer arse ya downy binrat c*nt
FIND A SLICE OF HAM
ADD YOUR PENIS
ADD YOUR TEARS
STIR
PULL OUT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR PUBIC HAIRS WITH A PAIR OF TWEEZERS YOU RANCID STINKING COCKMONKEY
sad thing is he thinks he's funny/witty
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Sad thing is he thinks he knows what he's talking about
PLEASE RAPE A LEMON IN WEMBLEY STADIUM YOU MEANINGLESS BUNCH OF FUCK
shut teh fark up
I don't think I'm being particularly witty or amusing, I'm just amusing myself devising ever more surreal and intricate insults
I keep telling you, the blog's over, the comments are fair game. You seem to be the one taking this so seriously, which if true is a fucking stupid thing to do, you stupid fucking cunt.
DECKCHAIR VARIATIONS MELTDOWN
Deckchair Variations said...
guys I don't care about these blog comments or take them seriously or anything, even though I come to this site twenty times a day to see if anyone has mentioned me, but here is a heartful explanation and attempt to write my terrible posting off as self-amusement that you all couldn't possibly relate to
Jesus Christ you're a fucking imbecile.
Are you really this insecure or are you just amusing yourself with it like I am
sup guys
sup
guys, please continue! I'm writing my thesis on blog comments!
sup
I got 99 problems but a blog ain't one
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ASSHOLE DECKCHAIR
I have a question for you blog commenters: Are Dickgirls guys with Tits, or girls with Dicks?
This is important!
It depends on the individual's preference and/or hormonal balance
also dick a fist for shit cockend you fuck cows in retrospect
deckchair are you really eldrad if so ahahaha tia
hmmmm
it would seem
I'VE GOT 100TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CLOSE BLOG!!!
Oh AnD aLsO, iF iT's GoT a DiCk It'S a DuDe
What's so funny about my being an essentially irrelevant former SA forums poster
Also make up a ridiculous insult you enormously pointless cockbouncer
GO POST SOME BOLLOCKS ON THE COMMENTS SECTION OF A DEAD BLOG SEE IF THAT FILLS THE NAGGING DARKNESS GNAWING AT YOUR VERY SOUL
I'm a gonna ween nyo
Shut the fuck up all of you before i kill some cfgsssss
What should I care about the Cfgsssss? Bunch of jerks.
SNL has really gone downhill
Again?
it's funny because eldrad is a gigantic rediculous cocksucker, so it makes perfect sense that you=he
way to end your fruitful posting career in this dead end and thanks for all your totally killer Saclopedia entries and flags, you are a star
Also I was No-Tax lmao
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And lo, I looked upon my decaying flesh and saw that life was reflected in it's deathly folds;
I wished to know how this quagmire of the cosmos begat such a creature, stuck in the trap of the ages, I gasped for breath crying out for help but none followed.
The next day I brought my fursuit to the dry cleaners; my allergies stopped acting up.
SHUT THE FUCK UP DECKCHAIR VARIATIONS
There's a lot wrong with you.
"posting career" AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
Posting on a website is not a career
Posting in a comments page on a defunct blog is not a career dead-end
Also I still think there was one out of the 300-odd flags I made that wasn't shit. Maybe two, in a pinch.
As for the Clopedia thing, I don't get it. What is this, primary school? Are you going to call me the teacher's pet next? Are you? Cockwaster? Vaginacheeks? Are you?
^^^ Solid proof that Deckchair Variations/Eldrad is a total faggot. End comments here.
wow whoever guessed that this was Eldrad was pretty good at knowing brands of shittiness. Saclopedia update coming soon...
Answer: no this is not primary school, but God, how I wish it was
Answer: no this is not primary school, but God, how I wish it was
how the fuck did that happen
LOOK DECKCHAIR DOUBLE POSTED LOL WUT A FAGGET
eldrad is tragic because all the time he devoted to the saclopedia and yet he will never have his own entry because nobody cares enough. sad.
also shut the fuck up eldrad variations
what do you mean all the time I devoted to the clopedia
also I don't want my own entry it would only be a load of insults from the likes of you
please rape an otter
Sir, as an otter I am offended!!!
I don't mean a nice otter, I mean one of those bad otters who contract rabies on purpose and then bite people and that sort of thing
Frontpage news: OMG KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA HAS AN ARTICLE ON WIKIPEDIA AND IT IS LONGER THAN SEVERAL OTHER ARTICLES ON WIKIPEDIA ABOUT THINGS LIKE SPAIN AND SHAKESPEARE WHICH ACTUALLY REQUIRE MULTIPLE ARTICLES TO DISCUSS BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT THEREFORE WIKIPEDIA SUCKS AND NOW YOU ALL LOVE ME BECUASE I POINTED IT OUT I AM THE BEST
UM YOU'RE FORGETTING THAT THERE ARE LIKE 50 ARTICLES ABOUT THE SONIC "UNIVERSE" LINKED TO THAT KNUCKLES ARTICLE, AND THEY ARE ALL MAINTAINED BY FURRIES NOT VIDEOGAME FANS
What are you faggots still doing here?
Just arsing about
Eldrad:arsing
as
anime fans:virginity
um I obviously solved the mystery of Eldrad aeons ago re: fish character in comix
"Aeons?"
...Yuna...
I never understood that fish thing myself
http://webster.com/dictionary/aeon
cmon guys
Tidus is a dream of a dead society and in the end he dies as soon as sin is killed!!!!
Ha! Once again FFX has destroyed conversation on the internet!
HAPPY APPLE DAY
god eldrad is such a faggot
Damn, son, I got cock-blocked big time by a hot chick's girl-friends at a club. I almost went SSJ3 right there in the club, but my buddy calmed me down and I stayed as SSJ2 and didn't destroy the entire place from the transition from SSJ2 to SSJ3.
FUN FACT OF THE DAY
Caring about some random person posting bollocks on a dead comments page on the Internet for his own amusement is not faggotry
Well I'm off to the gym, later fags
FUN FACT OF THE DAY
whoevever posted that is a faggot too
I'm back from the gym and you fags are still posting blog comments
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yo, nothing much, just chillin and posting about going to the gym on the internet
The truth is we're all faggots and this is all faggotry
except for deckchair who is a super mega faggot
Welp, I'm off to the gym, and the guy above eldrad isn't me, so he probably has never been to the gym. In case you're wondering, today is cardio+abs day, I'm thinkin of doing some treadmill today.
Also before I go, whover ozmathewhale is, stop wrecking our blog comments section with your stupid ads for an inferior blog comments section
ahahaha ozma...THE WHALE???
seriously is this all eldrad or are there really 1 or 2 fyad guys still monitoring this
fuck am I eldrad
I changed my password to some random thing when I quit R21C so I can't use it to post
i won't admit this anywhere but here, but the song "Sweet Temptation" by Lilix is a fucking awesome song
Oh and my girlfriend and I attempted to watch "The Theif and the Cobbler" last weekend, and ended up turning it off half way to watch "Aladin"
WELP OFF TO THE GYM GUYS
I can't speak for the others but I know I'm Eldrad twice
I can't speak for anyone else, but I am famed composer Chopin, and I am lying on my death bed 3 hours away from death, trapped in a coma. This blog and all it's inhabitants are actually just a part of that dream
the deckchair variations said...
nobody's mentioned me for like 5 comments now, better throw in a mention real quick
I honestly don't understand you and I doubt I ever will
saclopedia
seriously fuck that other faggot blog this is where all the cool kids hang out
except deckchair
Fuck!!! I got drunk last night, then I slept in and now I have to go to work and don't have time to go to the gym!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU CHOPIN AND YOUR COMA-DREAM BLOG
I don't think that was grammatically accurate
I do hang out here, but have never and done and probably will never do anything that could classify me as "one of the cool kids"
Don't worry I know what you meant
this post sucks because it's ironic
Shut the fuck up Deckchair
^ this
^ that
Have I got a treat for you blog commenters...just you wait...
OH THE SUSPENSE
It would help if fewer people were called Anonymous
yes then we could all have unique names like "the deckchair variations"
Wow, that was completely pathetic
Keep on raising the bar, fuckfruit
you forgot to add "FUCK SOME GOATS AND THEN SPRINKLE SELTZER ON THEIR BODIES BECAUSE FIRST YOU KILLED THEM AND NOW YOU ARE SPRINKLING ARBITRARY THINGS ON THEM LIKE SELTZER OR WAFFLE SYRUP" come on deckchair you seem to be losing your comedy magic
Hey guys, I'm going to post under this name from now on
ok this will be mine then I guess
fuck that I'm staying anonymous true nigga for life
I got bored with that eventually
Something like three months after everyone else did
WOW HOW COOL IS "DECKHAND VARIATIONS" he did it first
come to byob and chill guys k
I did nothing first
oh yeah I just re-read that and I'm retarded
also fuck byob that is the most unfunny pile of shit I have ever read its like a roomful of hyperactive children vying for attention by trying to be as uniquely obnoxious as possible
also nikki why are you still reading this blog you faggot
Guys, I'm sorry, I supplied the North Koreans with the technology to produce a nuclear bomb
Damn you and your excellent arse
Also I just remembered I was featured writer on the Encyclopedia of Stupid back in May, so clearly someone thinks I'm slightly more entertaining than a brick on the foot. Whatever.
WOW FEATURED WRITER ON ENCYCLOPEDIA OF STUPID HOLY SHIT ELDRAD CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH
wow maybe this blog was right lmao
See I already was very careful not to oversell it so your sarcasm doesn't really work
Unless its purpose was to identify you as a dickwipe in which case mission accomplished (and not in the USS Abraham Lincoln sense)
You take forever to say nothing.
Hey guys I just wanted to mention, and its not like its a big deal or anything, but I was briefly mentioned on an obscure website about other obscure websites and nobody cared but maybe you will? No big thing, just thought I'd casually mention that for some reason.
Again, your point was made by myself already, so I don't know what you're trying to do there
bladas
my point is
SHUT THE FUCK UP DECKCHAIR VARIATIONS
WHAT AN INTERESTING POINT OF VIEW NO I BELIEVE I SHALL NOT.
EVEN NUMBERS FTW
guys seriously if n. korea launches nukes at US targets I will enlist and go kill some gooks
Statistically it's more likely that you will simultaneously disintegrate and melt into a radioactive puddle of goo but you might get lucky
I thought "gooks" were Vietnamese specifically not Orientals in general but whatever
stastically it is assured that "deckchair variations" is a faggot
Wow great comeback Noel
who the fuck is noel?
well
I
think
that
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