Eating Crowe

Forums wunderkind and cutting-edge MMORPG satirist Abraham is showcasing his arrogance at the top of FYAD. Spitting in the face of an FYAD reject over a simple DMCA request (and trying to bolster his case by pointing out that Calcrowe moderates GBStv, as if that's comparable, and of course adding the classic closer "faggot"), Abraham is so pleased-as-punch with himself that he's displaying their private-message exchange to get applause from the slavering FYAD userbase.

Edit: The abuse continues, courtesy of some fake Calcrowe chatlog. Sometimes it's hard to keep up with the cancer-like spread of FYAD bullshit. Thanks to Danny Manic for that FYAD leak (have you noticed that the frontpage writers whose gimmick is "contempt for everything" all hail from FYAD?).

Re: Tards

For the love of God, I know I said I wouldn't address FYAD directly but I'd hate for others to be poisoned by their self-absorbed assumptions and ridiculous shit.

I'm not Tadeline or Geckolio or ClassyLassie or anyone else that you've all desperately tried to connect with through your "laid back" and "horribly abusive" posting style. To think that some of those poor girls denigrated their self-worth by trying to score points with the absolute lowest rung of the social ladder. Yes, that's what I mean by "rape in the 21st century". More than anything else your "post tits get out" nonsense captures what I'm trying to describe. Maybe I shouldn't stray too far from FYAD since you're such perfect examples of utter failure.

Generally Bullshit

Evidently there's a notion that I'm one of FYAD's female rejects.

I'd like to think that I'm a lot smarter than any girl who was reduced to seeking validation through you.

Anyway, while TeamBarry is catching you up on the latest episode of bowel-churning hypocrisy in GBS (the place Lowtax stops hating when he needs another forum invaded), I thought I'd look at some of the other subforums used & abused by KKKyanka and the SA elite.

"Anime death", "tentacle rape" -
a lure to be sure,
A trap for the naive where a rape of sorts
does indeed await.
Lowtax invites you to express what he
openly proclaims "deviancy",
Welcomes you into the fold, should you be
so bold.

The hateful foundation of this jesters' court
is built on the shoulders of anime fans.
It is you who are cast into the flames,
it is you to whom the sole frontpage banner ad
panders.

Step willingly into the snare laid by a tyrant
and your bones will be ground, mixed with blood,
formed into clay, then into bricks
which will expand
his castle walls.

Just noticed that Blogspot is from Google. I must be another part of the Google anti-SA conspiracy!!!!

FYAD Racism: A Forum in Review

The following entry contains offensive language.


There are certain technological blessings bestowed upon SA forum users at a modest extra cost. One is "the ability to use the search" and another is "looking at old posts". I recently searched thread titles in FYAD (excluding its subforums) to see how many contained the slur "nigger".

The search returns a maximum of 500 results, so I have to admit I don't know the full number of threads bearing this term. Remarkably, only 284 results came up for "faggot". That's probably because of old word filters. The n-word is filtered as well, but FYADers are relentless in circumventing that in order to hurl the slur as much as possible.

A Circlejerk without the Jerks

Thanks, TeamBarry. I don't know the background of your grief with SA (and the SAclopedia entry certainly isn't enlightening) but reading your blog and archives of TeamBarry.org has been an eye-opener.

You goons reading this should consider something. Maybe the phenomenon of anti-SA sites & blogs exists because there really is something that needs to be said. And maybe, just maybe, anyone who's tried to say it on the forums themselves has been abused and banned.

All That Jargon

For those GBSers who aspire to chew bandwidth and be "ironically" racist with the regulars of FYAD, it's worth noting that FYAD acceptance doesn't guarantee you a permanent seat at Lowtax's right hand. In fact, FYAD is all about jockeying for position and trampling your fellow posters in the process.

Jargon is the owner of Bonertown, which up until recently was an FYAD companion & a sort of refuge for FYADers who'd been ostracized at the whim of their "friends". Seeing this, Lowtax ridiculed and harassed Jargon (with the full support of his sycophants) until Jargon removed the Bonertown forums.

A new business venture, selling "podtats" for iPods, seemed to further distance him from FYAD. Sure, podtats may be a bit of a frivolous notion, but the backlash against all things Jargon was picking up steam and he couldn't touch anything without it turning to laughable shit in the eyes of his former pals.

Finally Jargon was "trained" from FYAD through the systematic beecocking of old threads he'd posted. When he got off the train, the beecocking promptly resumed.

I think it's safe to say that Jargon has been exiled from FYAD, and for what crime? Apparently, trust.

Can you ever truly "get out"?

Unlike SA, this site relies on the strength of front-page content, not any contribution - monetary or otherwise - from the peanut gallery. So I'm happy to leave your classic FYAD wit in the comments section.

"Hambeast", "gimmick"; all the usual assumptions have already been rolled out in response to this blog. I'll be glad when the attention-deficit trolls in FYAD tire of me (which shouldn't take long) so that I can get some feedback on the other areas of the forums. You know, the areas Lowtax doesn't give a damn about.

So (she wrote, thinking back to a favorite episode of Sex and the City [GIMMICK LOL]) - can you ever truly "get out"?

Can you ever really leave the SA forums behind & still express your opinion on the site, without being sucked back into the melodrama that they thrive on?

Not when you're watched at every turn by Lowtax's knee-jerk 5-voters. They're the Kool-Aid drinkers of the Internet. FYAD goons play down their interest in SA proper - indeed, as part of a collective gimmick - but they're always willing to offer up their golden manbabies when Lowtax's ego is wanting.

Times, He Is A-Wastin'

This message is for ill-fated SA goon 'Times', who is offering Lowtax moral support in his Google fit. Your intentions are good (misguided as they may be), but alas, you have a positive postcount which, fittingly, lowers your standing in the eyes of the forums elite.

I can also see that I, like Debt, am being baited by FYAD into running some sort of psuedo-dialogue with them through the blog. Sorry boys, you're the last people I intend to cater to.

"Yet you're posting about us right now "

You're quick on the draw, FYAD. That won't get you ahead in a lot of places where women are concerned. Glad we had that talk. On to more important things (which do exist outside your little pink sphere of influence).



Postscript

You're Looking for a Revolution...

I'm simply looking for justice.


In case my girly template didn't clue you in, yes, I am of the fairer sex. That's not to say I look down on men or buy into any of the "pig" stereotypes that most single women cling to when they're not wrapped around a vibrator.

Fact is, the male gender would be considered a lot "fairer" if it rid itself of Richard Kyanka and his ilk, his sycophants, his toadies, his goons at SomethingAwful.com. An overtly gleeful orgy of abuse and self-pity, this long-standing Internet "institution" represents the very worst of the online community - it exposes the most grave consequences of anonymous financial and emotional transaction.

He wants your money. He wants you to stop exhausting his bandwidth.

He opens his forums to your opinions. Just don't criticize the front page, forum maintenance, any aspect of any mod's life - oh hell, just don't post (As they say in FYAD, which may as well be the motto for SA. It's already their business model).

The linked blogs expose some of the day-to-day hypocrisy of SA, the shady dealings and rampant abuse of loyal "goons". What I'm blogging about is rape in the 21st century - the dehumanization of Internet users through communities like SA's.

If you want to know the mind of Rich Kyanka, just enter the forum below General Bullshit and you'll be exposed to what can only be described as an explosion of multiple vile & bigoted personalities. Lowtax's brainpan is split and his mind laid open so that you may observe the maggots festering inside.

(Did I mention I write poetry? Maybe you noticed. More on that later.)

As I write, I see this posted in the meta-circlejerk known as FYAD:

"its funny they dont rage against front page content and writers because none of them read the front page"

Well.

Who in their right mind, having seen the filthy backside of SA, would?